Funny Love Quotes
"To laugh often and love much... to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to give one's self... this is to have succeeded." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~ Victor Borge
These funny love quotes are a great reminder that laughter and humor adds another bit of 'spice' to a relationship. If you can laugh while you love, then you truly have something special. Enjoy it; cherish it. However, if you are looking to add more spark to a relationship, then you're looking at a powerful tool.
The love words you find here are meant to help you smile and/or laugh. Share them with your someone special. It's the little things that you'll remember most - shared smiles and laughter being one of them. Enjoy.
Great tips for using funny love quotes:
- Set the stage for making up after a fight.
- Set the stage for romantic love wordes. For example, share the funny quote, then say, "there's that smile that makes my day and warms my heart.
- Cheer up your special someone after a hard day.
- Use as a prelude to a kiss. What a combination....laughter together then spark the passion
Funny Love Quotes and Quotations
Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love. ~ Cole Porter
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess. ~ H.L. Menchken
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. ~ Albert Einstein
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~ Woody Allen
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? ~ Bette Midler
Whatever you may look like marry a man your own age ~ as your beauty fads, so will his eyesight. ~ Phyllis Diller
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ~ George Carlin
More Funny Love Quotes and Quotations
Women are like ovens -it takes time for them to get warmed up. Men, on the other hand, are like microwaves -you push one button, and they're ready to go! ~ Anonymous
My love you take my breath away, what have you stepped in to smell this way? ~ Anonymous
Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and its all gone. ~ Anonymous
Love is sharing your popcorn. ~ Charles Schultz
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Thereâ€™s too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~ Henry Kissinger
If you can stay in love for more than tw years, you're on to something. ~ Fran Lebowitz
My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me. Jon Bon Jovi
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ~ Helen Rowland
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing... and then marry him. ~ Cher
More Funny Love Quotes and Quotations
My love for you is like diahrea, I just can't hold it in. ~ Anonymous
Bachelors should be heavily taxes. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. ~ Oscar Wilde
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ~ Agatha Christie
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. ~ Adrienne Gusoff
The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret. ~ Henry Youngman
You tripped me, so I fell for you. ~ Anonymous
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~ Ingrid Bergman
'Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself. ~ Mae West
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.' ~ Barbara Bush
This funny love quotes collection, hopefully, brought a smile to your face along with a few laughs. If you've enjoy these, check out this humorous quotations.
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