Funny Love Quotes

• Set the stage for making up after a fight.
• Set the stage for romantic love wordes. For example, share the funny quote, then say, "there's that smile that makes my day and warms my heart.
• Cheer up your special someone after a hard day.
• Use as a prelude to a kiss. What a combination....laughter together then spark the passion

Funny Love Quotes and Quotations

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love. ~ Cole Porter

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess. ~ H.L. Menchken

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. ~ Albert Einstein

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~ Woody Allen

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? ~ Bette Midler

Whatever you may look like marry a man your own age ~ as your beauty fads, so will his eyesight. ~ Phyllis Diller

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ~ George Carlin

More Funny Love Quotes and Quotations

Women are like ovens -it takes time for them to get warmed up. Men, on the other hand, are like microwaves -you push one button, and they're ready to go! ~ Anonymous

My love you take my breath away, what have you stepped in to smell this way? ~ Anonymous

Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and its all gone. ~ Anonymous

Love is sharing your popcorn. ~ Charles Schultz

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~ Henry Kissinger

If you can stay in love for more than tw years, you're on to something. ~ Fran Lebowitz

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me. Jon Bon Jovi

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ~ Helen Rowland

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing... and then marry him. ~ Cher

More Funny Love Quotes and Quotations

My love for you is like diahrea, I just can't hold it in. ~ Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxes. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. ~ Oscar Wilde

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ~ Agatha Christie

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. ~ Adrienne Gusoff

The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret. ~ Henry Youngman

You tripped me, so I fell for you. ~ Anonymous

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~ Ingrid Bergman

'Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself. ~ Mae West

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.' ~ Barbara Bush

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