Funny Love Quotes

"To laugh often and love much... to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to give one's self... this is to have succeeded." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~ Victor Borge

These funny love quotes are a great reminder that laughter and humor adds another bit of 'spice' to a relationship. If you can laugh while you love, then you truly have something special. Enjoy it; cherish it. However, if you are looking to add more spark to a relationship, then you're looking at a powerful tool.

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The love words you find here are meant to help you smile and/or laugh. Share them with your someone special. It's the little things that you'll remember most - shared smiles and laughter being one of them. Enjoy.

Great tips for using funny love quotes:

Set the stage for making up after a fight.
Set the stage for romantic love wordes. For example, share the funny quote, then say, "there's that smile that makes my day and warms my heart.
Cheer up your special someone after a hard day.
Use as a prelude to a kiss. What a combination....laughter together then spark the passion

Funny Love Quotes and Quotations

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love. ~ Cole Porter

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess. ~ H.L. Menchken

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. ~ Albert Einstein

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~ Woody Allen

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? ~ Bette Midler

Whatever you may look like marry a man your own age ~ as your beauty fads, so will his eyesight. ~ Phyllis Diller

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ~ George Carlin

More Funny Love Quotes and Quotations

Women are like ovens -it takes time for them to get warmed up. Men, on the other hand, are like microwaves -you push one button, and they're ready to go! ~ Anonymous

My love you take my breath away, what have you stepped in to smell this way? ~ Anonymous

Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and its all gone. ~ Anonymous

Love is sharing your popcorn. ~ Charles Schultz

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Thereâ€™s too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~ Henry Kissinger

If you can stay in love for more than tw years, you're on to something. ~ Fran Lebowitz

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me. Jon Bon Jovi

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ~ Helen Rowland

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing... and then marry him. ~ Cher

More Funny Love Quotes and Quotations

My love for you is like diahrea, I just can't hold it in. ~ Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxes. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. ~ Oscar Wilde

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ~ Agatha Christie

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. ~ Adrienne Gusoff

The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret. ~ Henry Youngman

You tripped me, so I fell for you. ~ Anonymous

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~ Ingrid Bergman

'Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself. ~ Mae West

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.' ~ Barbara Bush

This funny love quotes collection, hopefully, brought a smile to your face along with a few laughs. If you've enjoy these, check out this relationship humor.

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