Funny Quotes or Sayings About Love

These funny quotes or sayings about love are fun words that can add that extra bit of spice to romance, passion, and intimacy.

Enjoy these fun love words. I hope they bring a smile to your face and laughter to your heart. Share them with your Sweetheart and enjoy a good chuckle together.

Funny Quotes or Sayings About Relationships, and All That Goes With Them

I love you with all my butt. I would say heart,but my butt is bigger.

A cute love story: Once upon a time, a boy used to love a girl. The girl said, "No" and the boy lived happily ever after.

People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important.

I can't taste my lips. Can you do it for me?

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Think of love as a card game. First, throw away the jokers. Then keep the hearts. ~ Funny Quotes and Sayings ~ Unknown

Love at first sight is cured by a second look. ~ American Proverb

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ~ George Carlin

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home. ~ Ken Hammond

A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part. ~ Redd Foxx

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~ Henry Kissinger

I love being married. It's so great to find one special you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner

My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

The three most important words in any relationship ~ you are right. ~ Unknown

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