Hilarious Love Quotes

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These hilarious love quotes are to add a bit of relationship humor to your day. Probably one of the best and most potent combinations in any successful love affair is being able to love good and laugh hard. Take about soaking up sensational feelings and positive vibes? Who doesn't want that.

Hence, this growing collection of funny love quotes are for you and your Sweetie. Be sure to share and enjoy and smile, a warm hug, and a good laugh.

Hilarious Love Quotes:

I don't trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies. ~ Vincent Gallo

I hope Love isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. ~ Anonymous

In a perfect marriage, she didn't want to and he couldn't. ~ Spike Milligan

If they knew what we were thinking all the time, women would never cease slapping us. ~ Unknown

Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener. ~ Pauline Thomason

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. ~ Unknown

You asked me what was wrong and I said, "nothing" then I turned around and whispered. "everything." ~ Unknown

Do you have a bandaid, because I just scraped my knee falling for you. ~ Unknown

Love is temporary insanity cured by marriage. ~ Unknown

People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important. ~ Unknown

You love yourself more than I ever can. ~ Unknown

Do I love you enough to kiss you first thing when you wake up in the morning? Only if a toothbrush kissed you first. ~ KYB

I don't know if I love you, but I can honestly say, "I'm in settling for you." ~ Unknown

So, you think you loved me first? You're probably right. ~ Unknown